I believe that every day "on the road" is in fact A Good Day. How could it not be? I'm chasing my dreams, traveling the world, meeting and seeing and eating and drinking new people/places/things, and all of this is filed under the crazy umbrella of "My Job." So clearly, if I am traveling it *is* A Good Day.

That being said though, I also think that every day on the road is A Rough One.

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.."

​Judy Garland got that shit right.

In total I will only physically be home for 6 non-consecutive days of August's thirty-one, so I have decided that the perfect photo set to share this month with my incredible VIPs is a very special one that I've been saving, shot in my very own beautiful, bright, little LA home nestled within sight of the Hollywood sign, shot by the delightful, artistic, and caring Ed Here Photography.

Continue for more (NSFW) photos from my lovely home, and I promise to try to keep from getting *too* homesick as I type this..

That's right - today - the most glorious of days - the 9th of July - IS MAH FUCKIN' BURFDAY!! *Queue emoji heart explosions! / fireworks! / synchronized champagne poppings! / etc! * And while it's MY day, I want to make it all about you! All the bday goodies just for you! An exclusive, un-censored photo set here just for my amazing VIPs, and even MORE amazingness on My Brand-Spanking-New PATREON PAGE!

Ready for the #WhiteGurlBootay overload..??

Then Let There Be (funfetti!) Caaaaaaaake!!!

Jin is Ready.

And yes, I do try to stay vegan, but come on, life has to come with some exceptions! And I accept funfetti cake and patron straight from the bottle as this years Official JNT Bday Diet.

It takes a truly talented photographer, and some incredible, natural light, to get a gorgeous shot straight out of the camera. I'd say that the delightful Gabby of Bare Essential Photo accomplished this and then some. 

​This VIP-only (NSFW) Photo Set is all Jin, Baby!!!

You guys rock. Enough talk. Here's my boobs.

Buenos Dias, my lovely VIPs!!
Oh my, I have missed you! Have you missed me? Sorry for being a little tardy with my May photo set - but hopefully you forgive me! If not now, you will by the end of this blog post. 

'Cause it's about to get VERY not-safe-for-work ..

Hello everyone, and happy April!! Can I just say what a crazy ass month this has been for yours truly?? I mean, seriously! This year began with three months of hardship and heartache for little ol' me, both physically and mentally - but I knew deep down that there was no way for me to NOT come out of all of this better and stronger and happier and healthier than ever!

​And dammit, if that isn't exactly true!!

Jin N Tonic is moving On and moving UP!!

This whole month has been a whirlwind of travel! From The Spring Arizona Shootout, to my first trip to Austin, Texas, and then, oh yeah - THE FACT THAT TODAY'S THE DAY THAT I AM LEAVING FOR THREE WEEKS OF ADVENTURES - IN EUROPE!!!!!

HOLY EFFING SHIT!!
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All of this of course is very exciting to me! ​And I am also very excited to bring you this month's, VIP-Only photoset featuring Photography by Alan Jondle and one very unique location courtesy of NG3, as JNT is about to embark on yet another series of brand new adventures! 

​Ole´!

This has been a crazy fuckin' year so far.

Right?? I'm not the only one, I know it. 2016 thus far has been whack, yo! But as always, I am having a love/hate/love again experience, riding the rollercoaster of Fuckin' Life.

Due to many reasons, being a fabulous, busy bitch being in the top three of those reasons, 2016 has thus far been an "inhale" kind of year for me. Last year, I was determinedly head on in travel, shoots, new cities, new challenges, and was giving myself and my art a fully loaded "exhale" into the world. 

While so far this year I have been letting the world come to me, so to speak, traveling is just part of Who I Am and What I Do (check out My Tour Dates!). Since committing to this shiz full-time in 2012, I haven't stayed in one place long; and I have many, many photos to share from some truly incredible places. 

​​Por ejemplo .. (That means, "For example," for those of you that have forgotten your high school spanish. .. Que Lastima..) One of my most favorite places in the world - besides pants-less in bed with chips and CiCi that is - is the one and only, Big Fucking Apple:

NEW YORK CITY!!

"trashqueen"

​Do you like my flasher jacket?? If you're familiar with the incredible work of Gary Breckheimer (you should be - click damn you!) or if you are just attentive and actually read the title of this blog post (Gold Stars, all around!) then you know what's coming next...

liberal in their views, as they are just disdainfully apathetic in their regards to most things 'people.'

But honestly, do I really need to disclaim that this might not be SFW? Would we really be friends if you actually like paid taxes and wore a tie at a desk surrounded by a bunch of lame, white people who would think that this is just porn, even if I did have some nice tights on or something...?? I believe the answer is yes, I just have a hard time picturing it...

​ANYWAY!! HERE'S SOME NEKKID PHOTOS, JUST FOR MY VIPS!!

On a whim, I died my hair blue, one night back in December. These whims happen from time to time. . . . ​I must have felt some big waves headed my way. The tsunami arrived right on time.     *        *         *        *

Many of you are quite aware of just how hard this month has been for me. In fact, many of you have been there supporting me, and joining "The Depression Discussion" online, as well as sending your love and condolences for The Loss of My Dear Little Honda. 

So what to do, Valentine's Day in LA, little Jin, at home alone and struggling to pull my last limb out of the Hungry Bog of TotalBummerTown, "YouUselessPOS"Ville, USA... with no shoots lined up in the foreseeable future, no mental ability to handle emails or phone calls, no physical ability to leave the house, injured foot, ribs, head, and heart, no car and no photographer in sight. . ... ..???

I posed anyway, motherfucking god dammit. I. Posed. Anyway.

Generally speaking, the meme to the right very accurately describes my preferred method of 'enjoying' the winter season. I grew up in a state with, ugh, 'All Four Seasons' *shudders* and I've definitely

​suffered enough snow to last a life time. All the dark, cold, dreariness of winter.. I would just stay home (my university attendance was quite abysmal, as was the average length of my various employments), drink deLICIOus winter beers, and eat pizza pretty much non-stop. I was quite chubbier then. 

​Fast forward to my first Christmas Bikini Bounce in LA, and my winters look much, much different! I of course still travel often though, and have had a number of 'Winter Close-Calls!', so in honor of the blizzards the rest of you poor bastards are currently suffering, I thought I'd share this gorgeous photo set, courtesy of Brogaard Photography, taken early (VERY early) one October morn' in the beautiful nowheres of Marlyand, when the temperatures dropped way too close to 0 for me to be happy..

This is about as happy as I can be anywhere below 75 degrees F

Click "Read More" below for the entire (Not Safe For Work) photo set, and don't forget to download This Months Wallpaper of choice (yay! options!) and be sure to check out the newest Available Print from this photo shoot!

Happy Holidays everyone!! This time of year is an interesting one for me as I don't personally celebrate any holiday really. JNT doesn't need an excuse to get gifts and eat too much and see the people I love.. but I love having one! So for the past month I have definitely been doing just all of that (just ask my waistline!) and as always I am happy to share everything of my art that I can with all of my amazing supporters - you guys fucking rock! 

Last year's Ho-Ho-Holiday posts certainly captured some of my humor as well as my glamorous side, as did this year's Jin N Tonic's A Ho-liday Card (my first card! Huge thanks to everyone that ordered one! I'm excited to do more, with better print quality and more forethought (haha) in the future!)

So while I am in fact filled with The Holiday Cheer (sooo much tequila and pizza.. oh my .. but you too, right??) this post will be quite untraditionally festive. Which I guess is kind of my M.O. ;D

Instead of mistletoe and little red outfits with white pom poms, how about myself and two of my favorite people and most talented models in the world (seriously)? And instead of a tree, how about the juxtapose of cold and metal in the dry desert of Arizona with the soft curves of the nude form? And instead of big red bows on gifts and hot bitches alike, how about a physical collaboration between three very unique and contrasting models as they work to create a cohesive piece, as captured by Andrew Weaver Photography?

If I haven't sold you on the concept, I'm sure the photos will..

Enjoy!

And Merry Winter-Celebrations to all!!
XoXo
​JNT

Welcome one and welcome all, my beautiful VIPs, to the Thanksgiving Dinner Table of the one and only Jin N Tonic family!

Like any normal family, The Tonics have our squabbles, but mostly we are just your average, white, drunk, near-sighted, loving, Passive Aggressive Christians and Consumers just like every other healthy, normal family on this joyous holiday.

​Join us, won't you!