Last night was, like many nights in my life, full of drankin', dancin', and hot bitches. Plus a sexy ass fire charmer or two.
Check out me and my gurl Xine lookin' all fly 'n' shit in mid-transformation for our FIRE themed night with Swoon Entertainment, keeping the bar patrons (bartrons?) of Hollywood happy with our super sweet dance moves.
I had a blast the last time I joined Swoon Entertainment and it's head, the Prince of Fetish, Sir Perish Dignam, at a certain 420 Bunny Ball that some of you may remember...
In case you're curious, and you should be, the event itself is called "Sounds Like Sundays" and happens every Sunday evening at Project Club LA in Hollywood. Each week Perish and his Posse of Sexy pick out a new theme. This week's..?
Complete with fire performers, a team of hot go go's, a guy on stilts, and about 30 pounds of red hair spray and gold glitter.
A couple things I learned from this theme:
One. I own essentially zero red or gold wardrobe. Luckily, Perish makes a profession out of making bitches look fierce, so he had my back on the evening's outfit.
Two. I love fire. (Ok, that's something I've known for, like, always.)
And Three. I look AMAZING in firelight.
See? Golden and FABULOUS and not at all lookin' sloppy with my malfunctioning left eyelashes. And, of course, there was the standard girl & cellphone, bathroom selfie photo shoot too ;)
We have fun.
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By the way, it was a unisex bathroom, so there were boys AND girls in the same area. Jin did not like that shit. No she did not. You get out of here boys, this is my private time! I don't need to be walking past y'all's wieners out at a wall of friggen urinals like it's some pervert's garden full of those wizzing little boy statues. (Seriously though, how perverted are those.)
That's just mean anyway. Showin' off how quick y'all can potty in a club full of fine lookin' ladies. Girl clothes are difficult! And when you're wearing this much awesome it can literally take half an hour just to pee. Which leads me to my fav bathroom selfie...
And that's all I have for you, until the dozens of professional images come back! Stay tuned for those, they'll likely be shared all ovah my facebook. One day I'll actually post a video of myself actually dancing at one of these events.. but I'd rather we stayed friends. Enthusiastic white girl moves are NOT for everyone.
Thanks for reading guys! And the biggest thanks to the amazing team effort that went into making me, and most of the others of #SwoonTribe, look so fucking incredible! I woke up appropriately at 1pm in a mess of red paint and beautiful, gold glitter. <3