JNT sez: It's Mah Burfday!!

That's right, bitches; It's mah burfday!!
Well, on July 9th, I mean.

(Don't worry yourself with "which one" exactly, it's not important. . .)

Check out last year's B-Day Celebrations!

This year's b-day video soon to come! Be sure to subscribe to JNT TV for new videos every Wednesday-ish!

I know everyone has been DYING to see what goodies I would like showered upon me for this fabulous occasion! So here it is, a Burfday Wish List in a nice bloggy type format just for you!

Click below to see The Top 5 Gifts that would tickle me the pinkest ;D

1. WiFi.

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds it!!!!!!!

Right now I make my living only through the graciousness and possible ignorance of an unsecured "linksys" network in my apartment complex. The signal is far from reliable (nor fast), but I thank Buddha and Spongebob every day that it IS available because that means one more day that I don't allow myself to enter a Starbucks or McDonald's. Or, you know, get internet in my own name, what with the deposits and billing and everything. . . Gross.

2. Air Conditioner

As much as I know you all love watching my increasingly suggestive instagram posts as I decend into sweaty madness in my beautiful little oven of an apartment, I think having an AC to go along with this LA heat would be really, really, really really, really really, really, really, REALLY neat.

Even my damn straw lost it's mind; sweatin' and downing Iced Tea in le undies. (It's a 'crazy straw' btw.. in case you didn't catch that.)

3. Mo' Tattoos!

By this of course I mean mo' monay for mo' tattoos. As many of you are aware, I'm currently in the process of taking my ink from 'huh' to 'huuuuuubah hubah!!!' and good art rightfully requires good monay and, well, we all know I play the role of the bad gurl far too well to be bothered with that shit.

Five sessions in, two to go (on the cover up alone) and then begins the revamping of my ribs! and hip! .. and foot! ... and back and and and....

4. World Peace

I'll let you figure out the details on this one. No need to wrap it, I'm not so high-maintenance as all that. Just throw a bow on that shit and we'll call it good <3

Btw, are you following me on Instagram/FB/Tumblr/Twitter yet?? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD. I'm AWESOME. (Links at the bottom of post!)

And last on my list *drumroll please*. . . 

5. House Plants

Isn't that silly?? But seriously, I'm trying to learn how to have a green thumb. Edible and non-edible varieties of small house plants, ferns, herbs, and cacti are all welcome to my little LA home!

RIP Fern "Gullie" Gulliver; Your two years of travel came to an end after, I suspect, a rather stressful week and a gas leak here in LA (Note: gas leak has been addressed, new potted plant "Ophelia" is doing well! Hmmm.. I should take some pictures...)

And there you have it! The Top 5 Things that would make this already sure-to-be-incredible day that much more fantastic!! Sure, I do technically have a Wishlist on Amazon that you could order from too, but that's mainly just panties and such and I'm sure you'd find that boring.. Especially since anything I receive from my wishlist I later post selfies of me wearing as well as do photo shoots in aforementioned panties and such. No fun for anyone really. . .

But no pressure, of course! Whatever you decide to get me, I'm sure I'll just love it! (As long as it's not something stoopid like kitchen towels or something... I mean... come on!) 

XoXo
JNT

P.S. Obviously with these requests I mostly jest, BUT should you really, really, really, just be overcome by the need to send me something:

My paypal is [email protected] OR I'd like to encourage you to check out kiva.org and consider making a $25 micro-loan to help families and entrepreneurs around the world. It is an amazing organization that I can attest for and have personally made micro-loans through over the past four years. 

But of course the best gift is YOU and your continued support in my venture to conquer the world! You're the shit! If you've been looking for a reason to share one of my photos or videos, please consider now (and always!) an appropriate time to do so... ;D

Extra Kisses!! Because You Deserve It!!!

mmmmmmmmmmMUAH!

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