This has been a crazy fuckin' year so far.
P.S. this is probably clear, but the following should not be considered Safe For Work. Unless of course you work at home and your cat is very liberal on their views re: nudity. Which most cats, in my experience, aren't so much
liberal in their views, as they are just disdainfully apathetic in their regards to most things 'people.'
But honestly, do I really need to disclaim that this might not be SFW? Would we really be friends if you actually like paid taxes and wore a tie at a desk surrounded by a bunch of lame, white people who would think that this is just porn, even if I did have some nice tights on or something...?? I believe the answer is yes, I just have a hard time picturing it...
ANYWAY!! HERE'S SOME NEKKID PHOTOS, JUST FOR MY VIPS!!
Starting of course with her royal stankyness, the trash queen..
By the way, did you know that New York City is full of People??
Like, lots of them. Tons of them. Even at five in the mother cunting morning, when it's cold as shit, and even the sun isn't fully awake yet and is still a little buzzed but not in a good way from the night before that just ended, oh, like, an hour ago. Even then.
It's awesome and I fucking love that city and they totally just leave bags of bread on the dirty fucking sidewalk outside of the doors of all the businesses before open time, which they then sell said sidewalk bread at an above reasonable price back to us. I'm serious. Just a big plastic bag of bread, sitting on the sidewalk next to the DOZENS of big plastic bags filled with garbage, not to mention entire societies of rats, who by the way are cute and harmless and if we don't want them here then we shouldn't just build them empires on the sidewalks out of garbage and bread !!
'If you're ever homeless, you can always get bread,' says Gary, who by the way, is an old school, badass, chill and traveled kind of fuckin' dood. He just saved a bitch's life in the UK the other day because apparently europe is too cool for the heimlich.
I mean come on, he wears chucks, so you know he's legit.
You could/would/should go follow His Instagram & Twitter too.
By the way, running around nude and climbing under/on/over various parts of the city while nekkid and photographed is totally not completely legal. It's not *illegal* per se either, and NYC does allow nudity as part of artistic demonstration .. but try telling that to the cop that catches a hippie with a camera and a naked lady in front of the subway entrance. Gary's got more than a couple years of wisdom on avoiding the fuzz though, and a good number of run-in stories to share too.
My favorite. The Empire State Building and I go way back. The coy bitch. One day, I'll get in her. Get in her so good. And can I just mention, before we end this oh so sentimental blog post, that I had to climb two chairs and one Gary Breckheimer to get up on that ledge, and that it was totally like a 12 story drop on the other side, and it was also the windiest, bone-chilliest, earliest morning of my entire career???
Not to brag or anything, I just seem to like bitching about how awesome my life is .. Thanks so much for reading! I hope you enjoy these amazing photos, and don't forget todownload your free, supah sexay wallpaper meow!
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